Jeffrey is mean

Oh, Robert. We shall miss thee... especially your catty gossip sessions over lunch with Kayne. I'm sorry that you were kicked off when you listened to your client (and she was happy with the outcome!), even though Jeffrey was a meanie who called his client a "crazy bitch" (who also hated his outfit) and is still in the game. Such is reality television. (By the way, Vincent's sister looked unhappy because apparently she has arthritis and was in severe pain walking down the runway. I still love my Robert.)

Anyway, this week's challenge was really unfair and ridiculous. I mean, some of the designers are working with thinner bodies like Uli's mom and Robert's sister, and some others are designing for larger women like Angela's mom and Vincent's sister. HOW MEAN was it for the designers to have to choose? They should've done it randomly or something. The bigger ones all got picked last! :-( How mortifyingly reminiscent of gym class.

Yeah, so Uli should've won. She made Kayne's mom look really stylish and great! But the second that the judges all proclaimed that they loved her, I knew that she wouldn't. Stupid Project Runway judging. But seriously, everyone should read Tim's Take. It's so hilarious because Tim so obviously can't stand That Designer and doesn't think he should've won. But yeah, this was so annoying because you can tell that he just won because the judges are trying to validate his presence at Fashion Week. (Gross.)

I don't have much to say about this episode except that Jeffrey's a bastard, but both Angela and her mom are kind of annoying. :-P Oh well. Jeffrey's mom was surprisingly normal. But I thought the best thing ever was finding out (according to Rucker's Blog) that Uli's father's name is Wolfgang. Wolfgang! That is so cute.

Ooh, so Project Runway is the cover story for this week's Entertainment Weekly. Here's a link if you don't want to pay four bucks to buy it:

http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,1328871_3_0_,00.html

Funniest quote ever: Unlike most, it can truthfully call itself a meritocracy. Sure, if getting your name picked out of a bag (read: model selection in "Iconic Statement") requires any real merit. According to the article, the judging also takes past performance into account (which really accounts for why That Designer is still here).

Oh, and so for those of you who care (probably nobody except Nicole but she knows this already), tonight's Larry King Live is featuring Tim, the judges, and a bunch of past designers (nobody from this season though). I have my Friday night plans, baby! Haha.