Gmail thinks I'm a loser

I've been exchanging emails with my friend (I'll call her Jaye), and we've amassed a pretty lengthy "conversation" on Gmail. Today, however, I finally take a quick look at the related ads in the sidebar. (You know... you mention wanting to take a trip to France, and links to travel websites appear, etc.)

According to Google, Jaye and I need to visit these sites:

1. "Men Relationships" -- What do men want in relationships? Find out how to read his mind.

2. "Kissing Tips" -- Powerful kissing tips to make her melt in your mouth and in your hands!

3. "Signs He Likes You" -- Find out from a real man. I confess the secret that makes men commit!

(And the best one of all...)

4. "Ugly?" -- Are you? Take the quiz, free!

-----

Uh... I feel pathetic. It's one thing to suspect that your boy talk is bordering on immature and pitiful; it's quite another to have it confirmed by a major U.S. corporation. Jaye's take? "God, even Gmail thinks I need help!" Me? Well... at least Google is nice enough to let me find out for free if I'm ugly (even though they already concluded that I probably AM ugly from the apparently pathetic content of my emails). I mean, you can't really help being ugly. But it might suck even more to be poor.