I bought sunblock today
So I went to CVS today (mostly I just like to go to CVS and browse the aisles) and bought two things of sunblock. I pretty much just bought them to fuel my ever-growing delusion that I'm going to start eating healthy and exercising regularly this summer:
[Stupid .gif file doesn't work. Banana Boat Sport Sunblock Lotion SPF 50, if you're interested... which you should be.]
Fancy! This is the sunblock that I'm going to use when I go on my imaginary runs in the park. You know... when I wake up at six so I have plenty of time to shower and eat fresh fruit before work. And write some of my best-selling novel.
I might actually use this. My skin has been the one part of my anatomy that I haven't been completely brainwashed into hating, so I should probably take care of it. SPF 50. Yep.
Oh! And just for good measure (since I know my two readers have been wondering what else I've bought lately)...
Galoshes from Target. I saw my friend wearing these a few weeks ago at a concert, and I ranted and raved to my other friend how much I wanted them and how unfair it was that Friend A got them first. Then Friend B pointed out, "How often do you see Friend A when it rains, anyway?" A cleverer observation could not have been made. So I callously broke Girl Rule #2 ("Thou shalt not buy same apparel as anyone in thy time zone"... whose controversial placement behind the arguably lesser offense of fornicating former lovers of thine friends has sparked much debate) and got them anyway with this tank top to get free shipping:
(I'm like four years old.)
[Stupid .gif file doesn't work. Banana Boat Sport Sunblock Lotion SPF 50, if you're interested... which you should be.]
Fancy! This is the sunblock that I'm going to use when I go on my imaginary runs in the park. You know... when I wake up at six so I have plenty of time to shower and eat fresh fruit before work. And write some of my best-selling novel.
I might actually use this. My skin has been the one part of my anatomy that I haven't been completely brainwashed into hating, so I should probably take care of it. SPF 50. Yep.
Oh! And just for good measure (since I know my two readers have been wondering what else I've bought lately)...
Galoshes from Target. I saw my friend wearing these a few weeks ago at a concert, and I ranted and raved to my other friend how much I wanted them and how unfair it was that Friend A got them first. Then Friend B pointed out, "How often do you see Friend A when it rains, anyway?" A cleverer observation could not have been made. So I callously broke Girl Rule #2 ("Thou shalt not buy same apparel as anyone in thy time zone"... whose controversial placement behind the arguably lesser offense of fornicating former lovers of thine friends has sparked much debate) and got them anyway with this tank top to get free shipping:
(I'm like four years old.)
posted by Anny at 11:55 PM
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