Do these flip-flops make my feet look fat?

In anticipation of warm weather (mostly spurred by last night's freak winter storm that somehow followed freak 70-degree weather earlier this week), I decided to check out the Havianas website to look for possible candidates for My Overpriced Summer Flip-Flop Purchase of '07.

Apparently there's a new line called Slim. SLIM! For people with skinny feet! I mean, it's bad enough that America makes me feel bad about my face and my stomach... but my FEET?

Je suis triste.