"Don't nobody wanna see a black bitch go ghetto on the train!"
I swear that somebody said this on the subway last night. Several issues:
1. You make black people look bad. You make women look bad. You make it okay for people to refer to women as "bitches."
2. You're an idiot. You're on the subway... in MANHATTAN. Somebody might bump into you by accident, and if you'd take those Cheetos out of your mouth, maybe you'd have less mass into which they could bump.
I really hate it when people go crazy on the subway because somebody touched them by accident. It's going to happen. Deal with it.
1. You make black people look bad. You make women look bad. You make it okay for people to refer to women as "bitches."
2. You're an idiot. You're on the subway... in MANHATTAN. Somebody might bump into you by accident, and if you'd take those Cheetos out of your mouth, maybe you'd have less mass into which they could bump.
I really hate it when people go crazy on the subway because somebody touched them by accident. It's going to happen. Deal with it.
posted by Anny at 1:20 AM
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From my friend just a day a two ago:
On the subway last night after work, this fat white woman was standing, holding on the rail above the head, next to a fat black woman that was sitting. Anyway, the white woman (ww) must have bumped into the black woman (bw) and from there things got exciting.
BW was like "BITCH get yo azz to jenny craig or weight watchers, you need to watch where you stickin that thing!"
then WW points at BW and goes "okay hun I'll see you there, lets make it a date!"
I actually thought that was a pretty snappy comeback, especially since WW couldnt really help herself on a crowded subway car.
Anyway, the only thing that comeback did was make BW REALLY angry, "oh no, you didn't just stick your hand in my face.... you wanna get this started? you don't want any of this... etc etc" BW goes on for a good 30 sec about what she could to WW.
At this point, the whole train car is watching the exchange, and of course, its at this time when Skinny White Boy ( WB, probably a college student) steps in. to BW: "Ma'am I think you should calm down" Which was probably the worst decision in his life, cause now BW turned her fury from WW (who obviously didn't give two sh!tz about BW, and had pretty much continued to fuel her angry by keeping a palm in her face) to WB, who didn't have the foggiest idea on how to handle it.
So now we have a fat black woman screaming at a skinny white dude, telling him that he's on a train, and he can't go "no where" in the midst of maybe 30-40 ppl who are trying hard to pay as much attention as possible, without seeming to pay any attention at all.
You think BW can't get any more aggravated when suddenly person #4 comes in, a black man (BM). He's one of those "educated, dresses in a suit" looking kinda people. And he just says "Do you know how pathetic you look and sound right now? just stop please". BW, of course, has to turn her full fury onto BM. N-words flying ALL over the place, and after it all, BM was like "i wish I could record you and show it to your kids."
At this point, I was SO tempted to stay on the subway, but it was my stop. As I got out, I was thinking "ouch, BM had the best come back of all". I've seen some pretty bad Black Woman, and even some Black Man episodes on the subways before, but this one pretty much took the cake, usually BWs get to have the last say, and their power of excess verbiage is usually enough to totally dominate their opponents, but this time BW just got flat-out pwned.
Oh snap!!! Bwahahahaha.
The above comment is so funny. Unfortunately, there are ignorant people of all races out here.
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