Living with people is annoying
Everybody knows this, but there are some obvious benefits to having roommates:
1. Cheaper rent (though the plus side of this is usually negated by less living space)
2. There's always somebody to notify someone else if you die... rather than having the stench of your decomposing body being noticed several days later by your neighbor's dog
[Yeah, I can't think of any other positives.]
Imagine waking up. Imagine needing to take a shower. Imagine walking into the sole bathroom in your apartment with a towel wrapped around your body and seeing this:
The question that immediately pops into your head is most likely: What the FUCK is that?
I don't know either. But I need to take a shower. BLURG!
1. Cheaper rent (though the plus side of this is usually negated by less living space)
2. There's always somebody to notify someone else if you die... rather than having the stench of your decomposing body being noticed several days later by your neighbor's dog
[Yeah, I can't think of any other positives.]
Imagine waking up. Imagine needing to take a shower. Imagine walking into the sole bathroom in your apartment with a towel wrapped around your body and seeing this:
The question that immediately pops into your head is most likely: What the FUCK is that?
I don't know either. But I need to take a shower. BLURG!
1 Comments:
I found your blog through Lakshmi's page- woo hoo!
I NEED to find out what the heck was in your tub...it looks friggin' scary!!!! Or is it best not to know...
Look forward to reading the rest of your posts and commenting as such...
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