Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cheese!

As I was getting out of the subway at Astor Place earlier tonight, I noticed a young guy sprinting to board the same N that I'd just exited. Unfortunately, he was about two seconds too late and shouted, "F--K!" just as the doors closed in his face.

I then caught his eye, pointed both index fingers to my cheeks, and mouthed, "SMILE!" I have absolutely NO IDEA what compelled me to make that split-second decision, and I suppose my own amusement at acting so uncharacteristically made me inwardly giggle, which resulted in the most ridiculously goofy expression on my face as I urged a complete stranger to smile at something that ranks as one of the top vein-throbbing frustrations of urban living.

I think I realized in that exact moment the foolishness of my actions because I nearly got whiplash by getting the hell out of that station before that guy could come find me and give me a beating that any eyewitnesses would undoubtedly insist was not only warranted but surely invited and deserved.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Hola, 2009

Holy expletive, I have not updated this in a long time. Boo, me. Are my three readers even out there? Probably not. I haven't been writing or reading anyone else's blogs (I hate that word) either.

It's 2009. I'm excited. I'm going to have a great effing year. So far, it's been pretty good.

Enlightening conversation with my friend in Australia about New Year's Eve:

Alicia: hey anny
me: ali! merry belated christmas
Alicia: you too mate. and early happy ny!
me: you too! big plans?
Alicia: um... not really. going down the peninsula for a night. it's like 2 hrs away, near the coast
me: excellent... is that like camping?
Alicia: kinda, anyway how about you?
me: i normally wind up going to my cousin's house and eating cheese and watching the ball drop on tv
Alicia: ball drop?
me: haha yeah, in times square in new york, there is a ball that drops
and people watch it on tv :)
Alicia: what happens?
me: um... nothing
it drops and there is a glowing sign that says "2009" and people say happy new year
Alicia: is it a big ball?
me: i guess so but it's pretty high
somewhere on top of a billboard in times square
Alicia: does it bounce?
me: no...

Happy new year. :-)